Arisa paused, and turned slightly. "You guys go see what it is, I'll stay here and tried to find the injured girl." She said to the both of them. "I can't just leave this search empty handed."

The ship then burst into a stirring rendition of "The Drunken Sailor" as grappling hooks landed on the deck, going taut.
The most piratical-looking pirates imaginable came down the ropes, some with eyepatches, some with peg-legs, and there were at least fifteen parrots all cawing and flying around on the deck, pooping a considerable amount. They were armed to the teeth with pikes, cutlasses, pistols, rapiers, clubs and bombs, and none of them looked like they had bathed in perhaps forever. There were perhaps forty to sixty of them, all of them leering and jeering, catcalling and bawling, evilly chuckling and swashbuckling.
Tyrcestus's back hit the mast. "EVERYONE UP ON DECK!" he shouted. "Double time, now!"

"THIS BE A HIGH-SEAS LOOTING, YOU HEAR!?" one of the pirates yelled. "JES' HAND OVER YOUR BOOTY, YER WOMEN AND YER CARGO AND WE WON'T KEELHAUL THE LOT OF YE AND MAKE YE WALK THE DREADED PLANK!"
The rest let out loud bloodthirsty-sounding whoops.

"BEHOLD, LADS!" one of the pirates yelled. "IT BE A BEAUTIFUL MAGICAL PUSSY!!"
They all surged closer, and Tyrcestus picked up Trinity and held her in his arms defensively.
"No!" he yelled back. "This is MY magical pussy! Go get your own!"
...
That came out a lot worse than I thought it would.

Arisa heard Ty shouting for everyone to get on deck. She sighed, then called out to the girl...if she was still in the room. "If you're still in here, please stay here...it sounds like there's trouble on deck." She turned, ran to her room, grabbed her remaining katana, then booked it to deck.
Arisa stopped dead in her tracks at the top of the stairs. "Holy sh$%!" She gasped.

Sean and zerron met in the cabin area. he stopped Zerron when he saw that he only had his dagger on him.
Zerron was on his way to see what was going on up on deck, but he was stopped by Sean. he saw that he had his gauntlets and shin gaurds on, as well as his sword and dagger ready. this should be good.

"Zerron, get your weapons together. Theres about fifty Pirates that just boarded us. They should not have done that."
THIS IS JUST ANOTHER THING TO SLOW US DOWN! EVERY MINUTE WE SPEND FIGHTING EVERYTING, THOSE F***ING ELVES AND THAT HALF BLOOD KING IS GETTING CLOSER TO MY SWORD. THESE GODDAMN PIRATES JUST NEED TO JUMP INTO THE OCEAN! ! The intense and focused look in eyes came back to him as tiny wisps of blue and violet flowed between the plates of his gauntlets.
"Get ready to give them a fight."  

Zerron could tell from the look on Seans face that he was already pissed off. He smiled as he opened his cabin door.
"Well then, we should show them the same then. Pirates have always been rude, thinking the sea's their's for the taking."
He went in and started to gather up his weapons.
It's about time we ran into pirates. It's always fun to mess with them, especially if they're really drunk. But like I said in the past, I really feel sorry for anyone who crosses paths with him.

Sean tought for a little bit and knocked on Hexy's door.
"Hexy, get ready and prepare for a fight. We just got boarded a ship load of pirates, they ether want our cargo, our ship or our woman. Go crazy and give them hell."
He then saw Zerron come out putting his signature long coat on, hiding all of the small throwing knives he had all over his body. "Looks like your ready for a fight."

"Well I put as many throwing knives as I possibly could on myself. I like to fight with pirates and I like to be ready." He grinned and laughed a little as they both snuck up to look at what they where dealing with. they found Arisa already at the top of the stairs.
"Don't give yourself away to your enemy. whisper when needed and as softly as you can... and stay as low as you can. Observe your enemy and take in as much as you can about them.... the more you know... the better your strategy can be. Use any weaknesses you find against them to your advantage as well...."
Zerron was already looking at their ship, coming up with ideas on how to play with it and ways to sabotage it.
I can have fun with these guys. plenty of guns and explosives, but few swords. Excellent! just imagine what they have on their ship!

"zerron, wrap the lesson speech up. Turn it into a visual lesson."
Sean could see the look on zerron's face and could tell what was going on in his mind.
"Go crazy and give them hell, just as long as you don't burn or damage any of the ships mast or majorly damage the ship itself."
Sean scanned the deck and took in all of his targets.
"of course if it's they're ship, then go crazy or do whatever the hell you want to it. These pirates can swim their way back to land for all i care."

"ARRR! ANOTHER WENCH!!"
The pirates cheered once more.
"NOW, HAND OVER THE LADIES AND YER LOOT! OR WE'LL COME AND GET THEM!"
Tyrcestus stood defiantly. "Come on then!" he yelled back. "Try it."

There was a very notable pause amongst the pirates.
"Do...do we have to?" one of them asked.
"YES, BECAUSE WE'RE BLOODY PIRATES!" one of them yelled.
"But, you said we wouldn't have to actually -"
WHAP! "NOT IN FRONT OF THE CAPTIVES YOU WORTHLESS SEA DOG!" The second man rubbed his head. "Ow..."

"Lay a hand on me, and I'll cut it off!" Arisa hissed to the pirates, as she drew her katana...while resisting the urge to charge at them blindly.

"You're a pussy...er...cat. Yeah, my personal pussy to play with and make feel good. Pussy-cat, that is," Tyrcestus added hurriedly.
Gods, I am bad at this. Accurate in two senses though...

The pirates stared up at Leon, and recoiled from Arisa.
"Are... are you sure you're not going to surrender?" one of them tried, lamely. "W-we're fearsome pirates, you know... scourges of the seven seas, and er... er... the plunderers of the pool and...er... fearsome...yaaar..."
A very ragged half-hearted "Yaar" came from among their ranks. In the silence that followed, one of them could clearly be heard saying "Oh blimey."

Arisa raised her brow slightly, as she tilted her head. "Yea...I'm sure, I'm going to kick your a$$ to the moon." She snarled, as she, gripped her katana tightly. 'One of them is clearly not a very good pirate.' She thought to herself.

Both sean and Zerron looked at each other as they heard the pirates reactions.

"these guys sounded like they where hoping on our surrender..."
Sea's look was a little puzzled. are these guys really pirates?

"yeah, I'm... not too sure if these guys are pirates or not."
Zerron thought about sneaking around, but that might not be needed or as fun.
"okay sean lets do this, lets scare the rum right out of them."
Zerron walked strait out on deck, playing with a fireball.
"what really? you where hoping that we would surrender?"

oh alright, it sounds like they would get a little scared over something. right, lets see what kind of men these guys are. Sean drew his dagger underhanded and did his disappearing/ reappearing trick, appearing about ten feet away from Zerron.
"What do we owe the pleasure of this visit? we are kind of in the middle of a race against a bunch of f***ing cheap elves and their half blooded leader to Levia Inferis, whom already have a good head start. Not to mention that We've already had to fight off a couple sea starfish, and that was a challenging mess."

Sean stopped himself when he realized he was starting to go off in a rant. He got into his fighting stance, ready for an attack.  

The pirates were now extremely shifty, looking like they were ready to pack it in and go home - right up until Sean mentioned the words "Levia Inferis".
The pirate that looked the most authoritative - a word which here means "he had an eyepatch, a huge hat, a peg-leg AND a parrot" said in amazement "You... you guys are heading to Levia Inferis too?!"
At which points the pirates started cheering and whooping, some hugging each other with what looked like relief on their faces.
"Well, that's a relief," the first pirate said, heaving out a sigh. "Good thing we didn't actually start any rude hobnobbing, eh?"

Tyrcestus looked down at Trinity, his face saying it all.
"Am I the only one confused here?"

OOT: Another post for Kii

Sarasrii slunk around the ship quietly, avoiding everyone and eventually wandered to the room where she dumped the girl. She takes in the wreckage and scorch marks with an apprasing eye and notes the missing girl. 'Hmm...' she thought to herself, 'I'll have to hunt her down later...it'd be a shame to waste all that effort.' Her full lips turned into a smirk and she continued to wander about, out of sight and alone, the way she enjoyed to travel. She noticed the pirate ship and stilled, finding a nice little hiding place to sit and watch, but making sure her weapons were in quick and easy access. As time ticked by she took great care to draw a few symbols on herself, as well as on the wall of the ship behind her.

Crystal awoke, groggy and tired with a voracious appetite and feeling slightly sick. She tried to look around and found herself unable to move, panicking until she remembered what happened. Checking her inner reserves she was pleased to find some of her strength returned and extricated herself from the wall. Stretching, she loosened up her muscles, she took great care not to stretch her freshly healed injury. After a quick internal assessment she guessed she still had a week or two before full healing if she left it alone, but she was certain she would have enough magic to heal herself soon. She was still feeling queasy and left the room trying to find some sunlight if possible. She made her way onto the deck and was queasier at the thought of being on a ship. 'I hate ships...' she whimpered inwardly, still wondering how she even got here. Out of the pocket of her blue dress she pulled out a hook attached to a long thin string that glimmered and sparkled. Stroking it softly she tied the string to the railing on the boat and lowered the hook into the water. Pulling out a basket from her pocket in space, she placed it under the railing and secured it with magic. She sat down and waited for the line to fish for her, humming softly to herself.